"It's time for your bath. Let's go upstairs."
"Yeah, he NEEDS a bath."
"Why, what happened?"
"He took your lipstick that was sitting on the countertop and drew it all over his eyes."
"While you were sitting there?!?"
"Yeah."
"And you just let him?!?"
"No, of course I didn't just let him. I didn't see it happen."
"Huh? How could you not see it happen?!?"
"Well, he was just sitting there so quietly.."
"Uh, huh..."
"And I was just sitting next to him reading my magazine...and when I looked up...can you believe he had taken your lipstick and drawn it all over his eyes?"
(Moment of mommy silence. OF COURSE I can believe my three year old little man would be capable of such a thing with a lipstick I used less than 5 times...the one that has the SPF protection, to boot.)
"And it was SOO much worse before you got down here. But I managed to wipe most of it off."
Translation: Thank goodness you're back.
"OH. Well, then I'll just have to buy myself a new one again."
(Nails on a chalkboard...Hubby is not a fan of $$$ spent on make up.)
Wiping my face
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Too Funny!!
ReplyDeleteNot so funny if you are paying for the lipstick...xoxox Big S
ReplyDeleteSeems like Son 2 has a lot in common with his two year old cousin. David loves to get into my drawer at home and put on my foundation. He takes the little sponge and puts white pancake makeup all over his nose and checks. Then he laughs and likes to hide the sponge in his socks.
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