Stay in Bed!

Last night, I told Son1 that if he got up after I put him to bed, he was going to be spanked. Several minutes later I heard things falling around our desk upstairs. I found Son1 out of bed when I rounded the top of the stairs. He looked guilty, held out a poised hand, and said, "Hand!" No. I told him to get on his bed, and turn over on his tummy, because he was getting a spanking. He dawdled longer than my patience could stand, and I gave him one last chance. Finally he turned on his tummy. Just as I was about to administer his consequence, he shouted out, "READY, SET, GO!!!" Ay yay, yay...what does he think sometimes?