We were at a work party this weekend. Part of what was offered for dinner were these scrumptious looking burgers. I inhaled the smell of hamburger juice-ies from across the room. My eyes followed to lumpy, uneven mounds piled high on a platter. Aahh, such creations were definitely homemade. And I was hungry. I stood in line with a thinner wife.
"Ohh, don't these burgers look big?" she asked.
Mmmmhmmm, I silently replied.
"Wow, they're really big!" she exclaimed as we got closer.
No response, but I knew where this was going.
"They are so big that maybe...."
We were now standing in front of the burgers staring down at these gorgeous things. I straightened and looked her square in the eyes. I cut her off before she finished her thought.
"I don't want to split one. I want a whole one, all to myself."
And that is just what I did. Still nursing, still hungry.
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you are such a carnivore!
ReplyDeleteYou little burger lover...So, did it taste as good as it looked?
ReplyDeleteYou know the meat crumbled as it hit my tongue...
ReplyDeleteI'm always starving when I nurse, too... But my weak spot is sweets!
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